We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

bargain !!

by Simon Aulman

supported by
ciderlord
ciderlord thumbnail
Stanley Black
Stanley Black thumbnail
ch
ch thumbnail
/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      £1 GBP  or more

     

  • Full Digital Discography

    565
    releases

    Get all 565 Simon Aulman releases available on Bandcamp and save 90%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of rainy evening garden, challengers, MORE!!!new!!!!! luddddite form∩laics, luddite-cum-music, hyperminimal hajj for a fucked country, pondhead, days when the gasman comes at 5-40, scriabin guitar transcriptions, and 557 more. , and , .

    Purchasable with gift card

      £55.70 GBP or more (90% OFF)

     

  • limited edition CDR
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    slightly cheaper than usual because it's a bit cheap, made from an old Lidl soup packet, it has two bonus tracks not on any download - they're the only odd things on the album, not sure it's "odd" in a good way tho - hand-made hand-painted inner, hand-painted label, ltd to 5 copies, no worries if the world's had enough, I never will.

    Includes unlimited streaming of bargain !! via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out
1.
rain in blank pieces 08:18
buy track
2.
fluidity gets lazarus 04:21
buy track
3.
curlews in their yellow marshes 02:49
buy track
4.
held stranded on spangled air 02:25
buy track
5.
illimitable lands beyond a stone room 02:55
buy track
6.
lightning touches a million pavilions 02:55
buy track
7.
palarkian 05:02
buy track
8.
nets the rounded water 03:59
buy track
9.
tadpole sculptresta moon 09:11
buy track

about

Very piano-y thing, sometimes rather beautiful, other times well you can imagine.

Mercifully I have little to say - the only thing I did all day was go to the Sea City Museum cafe and sit with a group of people, some are friends, some I really do dislike very much, and I'm not shy about showing it - I am surprisingly popular, which disappoints me, it is amazing how much rudeness people put up with and keep a smile on their face, I wish I'd known this long ago, when younger, when it mattered more.

My dislike of one particular woman is totally visceral, irrational, I simply cannot help it, right from the very first time I met her, about 3 years ago, my skin crawled and I knew she was a total phoney. Being a phoney isn't a crime, I think we're all phonies to some extent, I know I am, I usually just agree with whoever I'm with and just hope that they'll hurry up and shut up. But this particular woman, her phoneyness is just too much, she has a huge great fat smug smile, I can't bear it.

One of my very best friends, not part of that group of people, is a psychotherapist and she is on a course studying a new way of overcoming phobias, and to do the course she needs to practise on three guinea-pigs, and not for the first time among my slew of psychotherapist (ex)friends over the years, I am a guinea-pig and will be having my first "consultation" next week. I had to think of a particular phobia - a real one - that I wanted to overcome.

Alas I am very boring and very conventional and the only big phobia I have is big hairy spiders - and even with them I'm sure my phobia isn't as deep as many other people's. If pushed, I could actually pick up one of those big hairy spiders - and it's not like I have anything personal against them, it's just that I don't like the fact that they rush about on the floor and distract me - you know, you see them dash across the carpet and disappear under a sofa, and then I am constantly aware that he's under there, I can't concentrate on the book I'm reading, I'm just waiting for him to dash out and make a run for the fridge or wherever.

And as for those spindly spiders with tiny bodies and very long legs that like living in the corners up by the ceiling, I actually like those very much and never disturb them with a duster or anything. But I just feel that spider-phobia is too predictable and too boring. So the phobia I shall be bringing along next week is this phobia I seem to have against phoney people. Sorry to come over all Holden Caulfield, it's just that I am only comfy with people who I believe to be really THERE, people who are unironic and who are ingenuous.

I think this is why I don't have Alexa. Perhaps AI will give future Alexas a soul, and my Alexa won't be sarcastic or say things she doesn't mean, she won't just tell me things she thinks I want to hear, I hope she'll tell me nothing, I hope she won't work, no I only want real people, people who are rude to me, they are the only ones I trust, my own rudeness feels wasted on other people and next year I've vowed to be incredibly rude to everyone and I've got a horrible feeling it'll just make me seem endearing, oh god, and that woman will have an even bigger faker smile on her face

..............

recorded over the past few days, yes a couple of things are shorter versions of recent longer things, photo on the kitchen table today

credits

released December 29, 2023

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Simon Aulman image

Simon Aulman Southampton, UK

contact / help

Contact Simon Aulman

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this album or account

Simon Aulman recommends:

If you like Simon Aulman, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Featuring Riley Pinkerton (aka The Rat Queen) from the theatrical NYC rockers, Castle Rat.
listen now